Be a man.

[Ian]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled.

                      'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'

He stormed down to his wife in the kitchen and announced. "From now on you need to know that  I am the man of this house and my word is law, you will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I finish eating it you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to run me a bath so that I can relax, you will wash my back, towel me dry and fetch my robe. Tommorow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied....

"The f**king funeral director would be my first guess !"

[Dare]

is that from first hand experience

[Ian]

If you knew my missus, yes.

[lkjohnson1950]

Sigh. Don't need to know your wife, Ian. My ex wife fits that profile to a T.